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Aging Ain't for Sissies - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Aging Ain't for Sissies. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $13.99
Attitude Frame - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots Attitude Photo Frame. Reads It Ain't Age it's the Attitude. Made of solid resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99
Over the Hill Birthday Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine is titled Birthday Coot. Reads ''Old age is always 15 years older than I am.'' This old Coot holds an Over the Hill balloon and wears nothing but a birthday cake and a party hat. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 7'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99
Born to Lose Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble figurine titled Born to Lose. Reads ''Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc.'' This old Coot rides a motorcycle kiddie ride. The motorcycle bobs on a spring. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 5.5'' high. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $17.99
A Coot and His Chair Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled A Coot and His Chair. Reads ''A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.'' This old Coot is authentic, down to his remote control and mismatched socks. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 4.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99
You're Never Too Old - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots figurine titled You're Never Too Old. Reads ''You're never too old to take pride in your accomplishments.'' This old Coot relaxes in a tub of bubbling water. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 4'' high. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $13.99
Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Potty. Reads ''Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures.'' Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.25'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99
Cuddle Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Cuddle Coot. Reads ''Still loves to cuddle.'' This old coot wears red heart shorts and bunny slippers. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99
Depends - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Happiness at this age, so much of it just Depends. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $13.99
Exotica Bobbing - Coots
	From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Coot Exotica. Reads ''I'd retire but who'd replace me?'' This old coot wears a bow tie and has bills stuffed into his g-string. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Our Price : $15.99